Haggis soup that would make Robbie Burns proud

There’s a weird identity-thing about being Canadian. When I was a kid, the other kids would ask, “So what are you?” I hated the question, because all I knew of culture at the time was Canada. All my relatives were here, and I had never met anyone in my family who was born anywhere else – a few great-grandparents were the most recent immigrants I was aware of.  “Mostly English,” I’d say, which was the most boring answer, as far as I was concerned, because it was always far more interesting to be associated with a country that was more different from where my family now lived.  But I felt like it was most accurate because it was where my last name came from.  Sometimes the question annoyed me so much I would say, “Just Canadian, okay?”

As I got older and studied some personal genealogy, I learned about other cultural connections my genes had that were just as accurate, and so I was able to be a nationality shape-shifter.  If it was St. Patrick’s Day, I was Irish.  When I visited my husband’s family outside Belfast, I was Northern Irish too – different great-great-grandparents actually came from both places.  For the Queen’s jubilee, I was English.  And today, for Robbie Burns Day, I’m Scottish.

My mother’s father’s parents were born in Scotland, in Turriff and Elgin.  Apparently a rich Scottish guy in Hamilton Ontario Canada asked for “a good wee lassie,” to be sent over to work in his home as a nanny, and after she got here she met my great-grandfather and the Canadian arm of the family began. But back to the Canadian identity thing – I was very close to my grandfather, Gord McDonald, but still never felt like a Scottish lassie myself.  The shape-shifting thing seemed too convenient, and when you have never set foot in the other country and have no contacts, and your roots are dispersed across many cultures, how can you honour ties there?

Through food, that’s how.

I met a cook from Scotland on Twitter, @Justlovefood, ages ago and asked, “Do you actually cook haggis?” I was excited to consider a “dangerous food,” that actually had a personal connection.  We traded messages, they blogged a recipe, I tried to get my hands on some haggis, and was told I’d have to wait until Burns Day.  I waited patiently.  But the friendship and process already started making me feel closer to my grandfather and his family.  @Justlovefood sent a drawing of a haggis,

Haggisand it was my grandfather’s sense of humour shining through.

I finally got my hands on the haggis yesterday, and went on a scavenger hunt to find the other ingredients, visiting grocery stores from around the globe.  The Asian grocery store, T&T was the best choice for duck eggs, but only had quail, so I nabbed those.  The British store couldn’t import marmite because it has a meat or fish ingredient our government doesn’t like, so I had to get vegemite instead.

VegemiteFinally, I proudly sliced my haggis in half

Haggisand broke it up into the pot, trying to tell myself that if my ancestors ate lungs and heart I could too.  I added all other soup ingredients, and wondered how a recipe that went against my core cooking belief – that if you blend tasty ingredients together, you’ll get a tasty result – could ever work.  Lamb innards.  Single malt whiskey.  Vegemite.  Even mustard.  Normally, I wasn’t a fan of any of it.

WhiskeyBut I was proved wrong.  This was the best soup I’d ever had! It was rich with a delicious texture, almost like gravy soup, but with a nippy bite of spice, even though I had only added pepper (the Healthy Butcher’s high quality of haggis probably deserves a lot of the kudos!). I portioned out some of the result for a few friends who wanted to try it but made sure to keep the biggest share for myself.

Haggis soup

I ate haggis in preparation for Burns Day and allowed myself to feel Scottish.  I couldn’t have conversations with ancestors, or visit their hometowns (yet), but I could eat what they’d eaten, and read a poem they might have known.  Take a second to think about where your family is living now, and then imagine in future that an arm of it emigrates, and that one of your recipes or foods might be the only tie to culture they have left.  Cool eh? Cook carefully.

Here is a reprint of the haggis description and recipe from @Justlovefood, and a link to their blog.  Hope you give it a try, even if you don’t have a Scottish lassie in your family tree.  I’ve also included Robbie Burns’s poem, “Address to a Haggis.”

Haggis&Potato&Marmite Soup with Watercress and Poached Duck egg

haggis (HAG-ihs) – Haggis is a Scottish dish made from sheep’s offal (windpipe, lungs, heart and liver) of the sheep, which is first boiled and then minced. It is then mixed with beef suet and lightly toasted oatmeal. This mixture is placed inside the sheep’s stomach, which is sewn closed. The resulting haggis is traditionally cooked by further boiling (for up to three hours).

This is the most traditional of all Scottish dishes, eaten on Burns Night (25th January; the birthday of Scotland’s national poet, Robert Burns, 1759-1796) and at Hogmanay (New Year’s Eve). Haggis is traditionally served as “haggis, neeps and tatties”. The neeps are mashed turnip or swede, with a little milk and allspice added, whereas the tatties are creamed potatoes flavored with a little nutmeg. To add that authentic touch, consume your haggis, neeps and tatties with a dram of good whisky.

History: There are no actual records, as far as we are aware, of the origins of haggis, as we know it today. The first known English cookbook is The Form of Cury (cookery), written in 1390 by one of the cooks to King Richard II. It contains a recipe for a dish called Afronchemoyle, which is in effect a haggis. The haggis became well established in the Scottish culinary scene, not as a star dish but as an everyday staple. Like a lot of other foods, haggis probably came about because the raw material was available and it had to be made into a more acceptable form.

Author Clarissa Dickson Wright in her book The Haggis – A Little History makes a case for haggis originally being from Sweden. Scandinavians from Sweden eat haggis with great relish and invariably remark on its resemblance to a dish in their local cuisine. Relations between Scotland and the Nordic world go back to the 9th century. Norsemen, raiders at first, very soon became settlers and farmers. It was late in the 15th century before Orkney and Shetland finally ceased to be dependencies of the Danish crown. The impact of the Norse was far greater than that of the French; they are part of Scotland’s historic fabric. The root of the word haggis is not from Latin languages, and its origin appears to be Scandinavian. There is no doubt that the word haggis is related to such words as the Swedish hagga, meaning to hew or chop; and the Icelandic hoggva, with the same meaning.

Reference found in :

http://whatscookingamerica.net/Glossary/H.htm

We made this soup in the kitchen when we sold all of the soup of the day and had to come up with a quick and different one using what was available in the Pantry

Haggis&Potato&Marmite Soup with Watercress and a Poached Duck egg on top

Ingredients

  • Haggis,around 500 grams
  • Potato,peeled and cut into squares,about 5 medium size
  • Shallots,5 chopped finely
  • Spring onions ,5 will do chopped coarsely
  • 1 teaspoon of Marmite
  • 1 teaspoon of English Mustard
  • 1 nip-25 ml- of Single Malt Whisky,we used Macallan 12 year old, you could also use cognac.
  • 1 Liter of good Beef Stock,could be Veggie or chicken
  • Freshly ground White Pepper
  • 3 Cloves of Smoked garlic
  • Sea Salt Flakes,like Maldon or Scottish Seasalt ( Hebridean sea salt)
  • Bunch of Fresh watercress, for soup and then garnish
  • Duck Egg,poached
  • Unsalted Butter

Instructions;

In a pot  at medium heat, saute the shallots,spring onions,garlic until semi soft, then add the potato cubes,stir, Season with Salt and Pepper, keep cooking until shallots become soft.

Put Heat to high, add the Whisky, stir.

Reduce heat to medium again.

Add the Haggis,cook until soft and blended with all the  rest of ingredients, add the stock, stir.

Add teaspoon of Marmite, teaspoon of English Mustard and stir, bring to the boil and then simmer until potatos are soft.

Add The Watercress, stir.

Blend with a Hand held blender, taste, adjust seasoning, keep warm.

For serving, use deep bowls, garnish with a Duck poached egg on top and some nice Watercress little bunch, serve hot with nice Artisan Bread and butter.

Sprinkle some Sea salt flakes & pepper on top of the Poached egg.

Copyright@Justlovefood Leith  August 2012

Chef Claudia Escobar Lindenbaum

Address To A Haggis

Fair fa’ your honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain o’ the puddin-race!
Aboon them a’ ye tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy of a grace
As lang’s my arm.

The groaning trencher there ye fill,
Your hurdies like a distant hill,
Your pin wad help to mend a mill
In time o’ need,
While thro’ your pores the dews distil
Like amber bead.

His knife see rustic Labour dight,
An’ cut ye up wi’ ready slight,
Trenching your gushing entrails bright
Like onie ditch;
And then, O what a glorious sight,
Warm-reekin, rich!

Then, horn for horn, they strech an’ strive:
Deil tak the hindmost! on they drive,
Till a’ their weel-swall’d kytes belyve,
Are bent like drums;
Then auld Guidman, maist like to rive,
‘Bethankit!’ hums.

Is there that owre his French ragout
Or olio that wad staw a sow,
Or fricassee wad mak her spew
Wi’ perfect sconner,
Looks down wi’ sneering, scornfu’ view
On sic a dinner?

Poor devil! see him owre his trash,
As feckless as a wither’d rash,
His spindle shank, a guid whip-lash,
His nieve a nit;
Thro’ bluidy flood or field to dash,
O how unfit!

But mark the Rustic, haggis-fed,
The trembling earth resounds his tread.
Clap in his walie nieve a blade,
He’ll make it whissle;
An’ legs, an’ arms, an’ heads will sned,
Like taps o’ thrissle.

Ye Pow’rs wha mak mankind your care,
And dish them out their bill o ‘fare,
Auld Scotland wants nae skinking ware
That jaups in luggies;
But, if ye wish her gratefu’ prayer,
Gie her a Haggis!

The best bison Frank has ever eaten

Apologies to my many, many fans for leaving you without a blog update for so long.  The truth is I was on vacation, and I thought that if I blogged about where I was and what I was doing someone might break into my house and steal my stuff.  Instead, someone broke in and left us a plant.  I have no clue where the plant came from, but those are my kinds of burglars.

Anyway, we just finished going on a trip to Canada’s Wild West, and so of course one of my primary travel goals was to cook something weird and semi-local.  I hadn’t cooked any strange meat for a while, so I made my sister drive me to Rocky Mountain Game Meats to convince the guy who was more administrator than butcher to hunt me down some game from the depths of their giant freezer.

I considered asking him for this…

Thanks junglewalk.com

…because I didn’t even know what a muskox was before I saw it as an offering on their website and that’s weird eating for sure, which of course is a good thing when it comes to my blog, but I ended up going with this…

Thanks weforanimals.com

I was slightly disappointed in myself for going with bison, because who hasn’t had a bison burger (I’m guessing the large majority of humans on the planet, actually) but when I saw that they offered it as Osso Bucco steaks (and only $40 total for 8!), I thought the recipe was appropriately dangerous and could be tried with lamb for anyone reading this who couldn’t get their paws on any bison.

Here’s my picture of two of the frozen steaks.  It was initially kind of boring so I made it into steaks that might be in a Tarantino movie:

But back to bison and Alberta, which was where I was.  Did you know that North America was once covered in bison?  There were about 75 million of them here apparently, and Alberta has an especially cool tribute to them and the First Nations people in their Unesco heritage site, “Head-smashed-in Buffalo Jump.”  You may think that that name seems cruel and that the practice helped to wipe out the buffalo, but no, like with pretty much everything else, First Nations people only took what they needed (by strategically chasing a few bisons off a cliff, for example) until the late 1800s when the whiteys came and gorged, making a quick buck on the hides.  Sometimes the Eurotrash just shot the poor old bisons for sport and let them rot without using anything from them.  It was said that a person could walk from Texas to North Dakota on bison bones without ever touching the ground.  Jerks.

In the early 1900s, some ranchers began collecting the few bisons who were left, protecting and breeding them, and it was their ranching grandkids who supplied my meat.  There are only about 250,000 bison living in North America now, and now they’re mostly farmed for their meat, which is lower in fat and cholesterol than beef, pork, or chicken.  And if you’re a regular reader of this blog you’ll know how this recipe turned out based on my previous sentence (insert ominous music here).

Since I’m getting sick of hearing myself talk, without further ado I’ll pass along Bryan McCaw’s Osso Bucco recipe.

Bison Osso Bucco (serves 8)

  • 8 bison steaks for Osso Bucco (or 4 whole lamb shanks)
  • 2Tbsp unsalted butter
  • 2Tbsp oil
  • Salt and pepper
  • 2C diced onion
  • 2 carrots, peeled and diced
  • 4 cloves garlic, minced
  • 1/2C fruity red wine
  • 28oz can Italian plum tomatoes
  • 2Tbsp fresh thyme leaves
  • 1 large sprig of rosemary
  • 2Tbsp fresh oregano
  • 2C beef stock
Directions:  Preheat to 350.
1.  Heat the oil and butter in a heavy skillet.  Brown the meat on all sides.  Remove to plate and season with salt and pepper.
2.  Add the onion, carrot and garlic to the pan.  Saute the veggies until soft and browned.  Add the wine, bringing to boiling and reduce to a glaze.  Add the tomatoes and herbs and bring to boiling again.
3.  Add the stock to the hot tomato mixture and bring to boiling.  Remove from heat and add the meat (I had to move everything to a roasting pan to have room).  Make sure the meatiest bits are immersed in liquid.  Cover and place in oven.  Bake 2 hours or until tender when pierced with fork.
4.  When the meat is tender, remove from the pot and keep warm.  Degrease pan juices if necessary.  Remove any large herb sprigs.  Puree some pan liquids and whisk in a tablespoon of butter and heat to a glossy sheen (I couldn’t puree because my sis doesn’t have a food processor at her house, poor soul).  Add the warm meat.
5.  Plate with vegetables and sauce.

Results:  Meh.  I had tasted the recipe before using lamb and it was fall off the bone fantastic, but with bison it was chewy.  I probably should have marinated it for ages and then cooked it for even longer than the recipe called for to tenderize it – note foreshadow from before where I hinted that healthy meat needs lots of help softening up (see kangaroo, alligator and ostrich posts).  My sister ate it though, which says a LOT, and all of her in-laws said it was good too, and they have no real reason to kiss my behind.  Maybe I’m becoming the picky one.  My bro-in-law, Frank, said it was the best bison he had ever eaten.  Of course, it was also the first bison he had ever…  You had probably guessed that after you read the title though, right?

Rating:  1 Yum for the bison, but do try the Osso Bucco recipe with lamb, because it’s extra delicious.

Interesting fact:  The name bison is to buffalo as First Nations is to Indian, in a way.  The latter are based on early associations from the European homeland, but the former are the more accurate names.

Roo on the Barbie

I think my family members were all reluctant to try this week’s dangerous food.  It had been in my freezer for some time before I gathered my courage and thawed it today.  When my husband found out what we would be eating, he stayed late at work, and then when he finally came home, he said we were going out to eat.  As much as I hate turning down a meal cooked by someone else, I told him dinner was 10 minutes from being ready, so we were doing it.  He unenthusiastically called dibs on the pouch.

 Because I had read ahead of time that kangaroo meat was lean, I marinated it, because I had learned from cooking ostrich that lean meats might come across as untasty.  I thawed my “diced kangaroo,” which I found at my favourite meat store, Black Angus Fine Meats and Game, and dunked it all into the following recipe from one of my top cookbooks, “Weber’s Real Grilling,” for 7 hours.  That cookbook knows all there is to know about meat and I use it very regularly.

 Bourbon Marinade

  • 1/2 cup bourbon
  • 1/4 cup ketchup
  • 2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil
  • 2 tablespoons soy sauce
  • 1 tablespoon white wine vinegar
  • 2 teaspoons minced garlic
  • 1/2 teaspoon Tabasco® sauce
  • 1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper

 Directions:  Whisk  the whole mess together.  Put it in a plastic bag with meat and remove air, and put that in a bowl in the fridge for a good stint. 

 I searched for some legit kangaroo recipes, but didn’t find anything I liked.  I decided it looked like a red meat, and so thought I should treat it like one.  I googled, “best steak sandwich ever,” and found a recipe for a good one, here (although I made a major substitution of a hopper for a mooer):

 Kangaroo Steak Sandwich

(I only served 2, but is easily scalable)

 Sandwich

  • Enough kangaroo meat to fill two major sandwiches.  Mine was labelled “diced kangaroo,” which I wouldn’t recommend if you have another choice of cut
  • Onions, thinly sliced (recipe says to caramelize, which would have been delicious, but I didn’t have time)
  • Tomato, thinly sliced
  • Mixed greens
  • 2 medium length crusty buns.  I chose one multigrain and one sourdough
  • Garlic crème

Garlic Crème (aka garlic mayo)

  • 2 egg yolks
  • 1Tbsp balsamic vinegar
  • 2 garlic cloves
  • Sea salt
  • Pepper
  • 1C vegetable oil, or other light tasting oil.  Canola is healthier, but I didn’t have any

Directions: 

1.  Prepare sandwich ingredients first, because meat will not take long to grill. 

2.  Prepare Garlic Crème:  Combine egg yolks, vinegar, garlic, salt and pepper in a food processor.  Add drops of oil with processor running, until mixture begins to thicken.  Then add remaining oil in a constant stream.  Crème will be very thick upon completion. 

3.  Grill kangaroo:  Remove kangaroo from marinade and place on pre-heated barbeque grill.  Because my pieces were small, I cooked them for only a few minutes a side to get them to medium-rare.  Here is a pic:

4.  Assemble sandwiches, slicing kangaroo if necessary

 Results: 

 What is it with game meats and gristle?  Do we prefer cows, pigs, chickens and lambs because over hundreds of years those were the least chewy of the meats?  Or did all of the game meat butchers just flunk regular butcher school and start hacking away at the exotic meats because no one else would pay them?

 As you can tell, cooking kangaroo wasn’t highly successful.  Just like when I cooked alligator, most pieces of meat I tried were very hard to chew.  The odd piece was tender, and the marinade was appropriate for the meat, which gave me glimpses of potential greatness.  My husband thought the sandwich was okay, and it was a good sign that he didn’t go to the fridge for something else, but based on the meat I used, I would not attempt to cook this recipe again. 

 I would cook the sandwich as a steak one, however.  The garlic crème was fantastic, and although it was unhealthy, I could easily have indulged myself and licked the bowl.  Try it yourself, and use it on everything that would marry well with creamy garlic, as long as you’re not a soap opera star who needs to kiss people a lot.

Rating:  Kangaroo was nothing to hop about (2 gags).  Sandwich would be great if made with steak as the recipe called for (2 yums).  Garlic crème was the best condiment I’ve had in a long time (4 yums).

My humps – How to cook camel

If you look back through my previous posts, you’ll see that my meats are slowly becoming more and more exotic as time goes on.  That’s primarily thanks to procrastination. 

 You see, when I first visited Black Angus Fine Meats and filled my basket with exciting bits of frozen creatures, I was enthusiastic, but that excitement soon gave way to fear.  Did I really want to taste all of these strange animals, or had the shock value of them gotten the better of me?  I was determined to cook everything, but because I was slightly fearful I started with the more tame animals (in terms of taste, anyway), like wild boar, and ostrich, and have eventually, reluctantly, made my way through the freezer to the more adventurous ones. 

 And so, reluctantly, camel.

 

I had purchased ground camel, which brought my brain to the mental file folders containing ground beef recipe ideas.  Camel meatloaf?  Camel burgers?  I’m gagging, you? 

I did what I always do, and googled. I found that most descriptions said camel tasted like sweet beef.  Combine sweet beef with a get-together with my cousins, and the logical mathematical result is…meatballs.  Plus, a party with my cousins would definitely involve a number of healthy glugs of alcohol for each and every card-carrying member, unless they were on drinking hiatus due to pregnancy (congrats, Hannah), so if the camel made them puke, they would never be able to blame it completely.

 I googled, “the best meatballs ever,” and one of the first recipes that wasn’t an allrecipes one (why do I have an aversion to those, but yes, I definitely do) was this one.  It was simple, and I was smart to trust it, because even with camel, it worked perfectly.  But I skipped the sauce.  Any family meatballs I have ever had have been sweet crockpot rather than tomato ones, so I decided to go with the devil they knew.  Here are the two recipes I used:

Best Camel Balls Ever

  • 1 onion peeled and finely chopped
  • small bunch fresh parsley, finely chopped
  • 2 cloves garlic, peeled and finely chopped
  • 500g ground camel
  • 2 egg yolks
  • 50g breadcrumbs

(click for full recipe)

Janet Nowak’s Slowcooker Meatballs or Ribs

  • Meatballs or ribs
  • 1 cup barbeque sauce
  • 2 tbsp corn syrup
  • 2 tbsp flour
  • 1 tbsp soy sauce

 Directions:  Brown meatballs in a pan.  Mix ingredients above and put in crockpot.  If your meatballs aren’t nicely covered, multiply the recipe as need be.  Cook on low for approx 6 hours, stirring occasionally. 

And the gorgeous result…

 A special thank-you to Mrs. Nowak, who gave me the sauce recipe as part of a recipe album for my wedding shower, along with the advice that I should never go in the water wearing a yellow bikini.

 Results:  The cousins ate all but two meatballs, and I made a lot of them.  A few cousins said that they could taste a different aftertaste with the camel, but generally, they didn’t taste a difference from regular beef meatballs.  Maybe if you cover anything with enough barbeque sauce it tastes great.

 Rating:  2 yums.  When I made wild boar I said that you should cook it while entertaining snobs, because it tasted similar to pork, but sounded more impressive.  With camel, you might want to cook it for someone you don’t like and want to scare the pants off of.  It pretty much tastes like beef, but the actual source is just plain strange.

Alligator Bites

I wasn’t very afraid of cooking alligator, because all I had ever heard was that it “tastes like chicken.”  For some reason, I’ve always thought that it was alligator or crocodile that was at the root of that joke, and that a blind taste tester would be definitely be fooled if he was presented with chicken and croc bits that had come out of the same bag of shake and bake.  It will come as no surprise to people familiar with eating alligator that in this case, I was wrong.   For all I know, crocodile is being swapped for chicken in TV dinners around the world as we speak, but trying to do the same with alligator would be a dead giveaway.

 I bought the frozen alligator in the same shopping trip to Black Angus Fine Meats and Game I’ve talked about in my last few entries, and I decided to break it out as an appetizer when my foodie friend came over for a visit the other day.   It was a pricey appy at $15.99/lb, which is how much I bought, but she’s an old and dear friend, so she’s worth it (and now that I’ve complimented her she might make the effort to leave comments at the end of this blog).  Here is a photo of the starting point:

I thawed it in the microwave and then decided to deep fry it using a thick beer batter, even though I’m not a regular fryer, as a rule.  It’s messy and unhealthy, so I usually avoid it, but I have been known to fry up a legendary fish and chips occasionally by following Jamie Oliver’s advice, and I thought that this might be the easiest way to serve up reptile in bite sized chunks.  Hey, I hadn’t thought of this before – we just basically ate dinosaur.  Cool.

 Anyway,  as I first began to cut the filets, I knew there would be a problem.  My kitchen scissors, which I use for efficient stir frying and such, met with tension once in every few snips.  It was like I was cutting a really grisly piece of meat, and I wondered if that would have an impact on the finished product.  It had exactly the impact I would have expected in finding gristle in the raw version of what I was trying to cook.  Gristle in the cooked version.  It looked pretty on the outside….

…and the batter was tasty, but each piece of alligator was hit or miss, and even the hits were foul balls instead of home runs.  It was all very chewy – I thought as I was eating it that calamari lovers might like it – but some pieces were fishier and gristlier than others, and that would be hard for anyone to take.  At one point I said to my friend, “Hey, I just had a good piece,” but even that one was pretty chewy.  My new experience would make me avoid alligator completely in future, at home or in restaurants, unfortunately.  But the dips and batter I had chosen were nice, if I do say so myself.

 Beer Battered Alligator Bites

  • 1lb alligator, cut into bite-sized chunks
  • 1 12oz can of beer.  I used Mill Street Organic (excellent)
  • 1 1/2C flour
  • 1/2tsp salt
  • 1tsp paprika
  • 1C flour, for dredging

Further battering instructions here.

  Dip #1 – Parsley Onion Dip

(I modified the green goddess submissions here based on what I had on hand, listed below…)

  • Mayo
  • Handful of parsley
  • Green onions
  • Red onion
  • Splash of lemon juice
  • Salt/pepper

 Combine all in food processor, but make sure herb and veggie portions are generous.

 Dip #2 – Pre-prepared “President’s Choice Sweet with Heat Prepared Mustard”

(apologies to non-Canadians, just go with Dip #1 if you can’t find this, or pick up a fancy sweet mustard.  For Canadians:  this dip may have been the highlight of the appetizer)

Rating:  1 Gag. 

It was all the alligator’s fault that my recipe didn’t work, so the man-eater will pay for it in my rating.  We ate lots of it because we were hungry, but I wouldn’t make it again.  Sorry Louisiana swamp people – you may need to consider sources of revenue beyond gators.

Ostrich – the other other red meat

I’m not sure that ostrich should be listed in the “me got game,” section of my website, but since I don’t have an enormous catalog of blog entries, I’m going to have to go with what I’ve got.  But game?  I think that anyone who thinks it’s a game to chase and shoot these not-so-bright animals who “hide,” by covering their eyes with sand might be the same kinds of people who enjoy doing puzzles by letting someone else do it and then bringing the last piece at the very end.  But I guess when they’re not hiding they’re running.  Timing is everything.  All it took for me to get my hands on one was a quick drive to Mississauga.

I found a very small ostrich steak at Black Angus Fine Meats and Game, and decided to serve it up to my cousins as an appetizer, mostly for the entertainment value.   So far, my husband has been the main taste tester for my exotic creations, but I thought I would take a risk and branch out.  Plus, when someone feeds you an entire meal and all you bring is an appetizer, you get a whole lot more cred if it’s something strange and memorable.  It was a win win to serve to my cousins, really, as long as none of them threw up.

I read about how to prepare the ostrich ahead of time, and most descriptions said that it could be used in recipes in the place of rare beef.  I was slightly concerned – unless Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom had steered me wrong, ostriches are birds, which made me think of chickens and salmonella.  My “birds need to be cooked,” experience had misdirected me this time though, because apparently ostrich has an ideal pH balance and so doesn’t attract harmful bacteria.  Ostrich is also healthy in other ways, being lower in fat, calories and cholesterol than skinless chicken, while also being high in protein and iron.

I was shy to take control of a barbeque that was not my own, so I asked for a frying pan and grilled the ostrich steak until it was medium rare (same as you would a regular beef steak).  I sliced it cross-ways, and because I couldn’t find a really great ostrich appetizer recipe, I laid each slice across thinly sliced toasted baguette, spread with herbed goat cheese and red pepper jelly.   I’ll spell it out for you below, in case you’re that kind of person.

Ann’s Improv’d Ostrich Recipe

  • Toasted whole wheat baguette slices (slice the baguette, roast in oven on baking sheet at 400, 8mins)
  • Herbed soft goat cheese
  • Red pepper jelly
  • Medium rare ostrich slices

Combine, in the order above.  Here is what it looked like (sorry for the finger shadow I only noticed later):

 

Overall Impression:  Not bad, although my stomach still raised warning flags for unjustifiable reasons.  Maybe it was far too healthy.  I had to assess whether or not my cousins were just being polite, but they said they liked it, and cleared the plate of every last piece I had prepared.  One cousin said the consistency reminded her of a cross between liver and beef (something I read said that it is so lean it can be off-putting).  The jelly may have overpowered the ostrich, which may or may not have been a good thing, depending on your perspective.  I would probably try ostrich again, but I wouldn’t put myself on the mailing list.

Rating:  2 yums

Boar not entirely boring

Okay carnivores, enough of exotic fruits and veggies for a while.  This one’s for you.

Last week I visited Black Angus Fine Meats and Game in Mississauga and picked up a thing or two, even though doing so made me feel kind of uneasy.

You see, Black Angus specializes in game meats, and although I have never been vegetarian, for some reason I feel a little meaner eating animals that aren’t used to being eaten, even though I doubt that cows, pigs and chickens are overjoyed to be the lucky ones that are usually forced to volunteer.  Maybe it’s because I know that the farmed animals weren’t enjoying the freedom they were plucked away from as much as an animal that romped in the woods was.  I stopped feeling quite so bad, though, when I remembered that one of the meats I chose had once looked like this:

(Shiver)

I had chosen a French rack of wild boar, which I was drawn to more because of the cut than the animal – it looked like rack of lamb, and I was hoping that it was the cut that made rack of lamb a juicy, easy grilling option and that I would find the same results with this more uncommon meat.  Spring has sprung early this year, and after a week of sun I was ready for a barbeque.   At the same time, I was worried that wild boar would taste exactly like pork would and that it would be a pricier letdown (it was just shy of $40 for the 2.3 pound roast that might serve three adults).  I vowed to make my husband eat hotdogs one night post-boar so that I would only be spending $20 on meat per dinner and threw it into the basket.

Here is what the roast looked like before I started…

And here is what it looked like after I had sliced the fat from it.

I was kind of surprised to see so much fat on a wild animal, but who was I to judge?  Maybe my boar had eaten more than his fair share of truffles.  Actually, when I read about them here, I learned that they primarily eat fruit, nuts, seeds and tubers, which I thought might have a nicer influence on the meat than whatever farmed pigs eat, helping to justify the extra cost.  I also read that their population is very plentiful and widespread across Europe and Asia, even to the point where they have become pests in some areas.  My guilty conscience that had once associated eating wild animals with endangering them felt relieved.

I searched for recipes on how to prepare wild boar, but didn’t find much, so I ended up cooking it very simply by brushing it with olive oil, seasoning it with coarse salt and pepper, and then brushing it again with honey.  I seared it over high heat for about 5 minutes (it flared a bit, maybe because of the fat or honey or both) before I flipped it bones side down, where I cooked it over indirect medium heat, barbeque at about 400, not heating from directly beneath the meat, for another 40 minutes.  It ended up being a perfectly juicy medium.

Overall Impression:  Very nice, although pork-like.  The meat was flavourful and juicy and was not “game-y,” as is always a worry with wild meats.  I am convinced that wild boar is the best option if you know that a snobby person is coming to your house for dinner.  You could casually say, “Oh, I just picked up some wild boar, I hope you haven’t had any yet this week,” and then even if they were picky with food, they would be okay with it because it would taste familiar.  They would brag to their snobby buddies about what you had cooked and how delicious it was for months.   Serve it with a cranberry coulis – slam dunk.

Rating:  3 Yums.  Straightforward, tasty, and different.